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Here you will find a most delectable medley of the finest bread-related blogs anywhere. Sit back and relax as you embark on a journey of the senses, exploring the intricacies of that unfailingly gallant carbohydrate, accompanied occasionally by inadvertently tangential forays into other cool topics and stuff and things.
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Breadonomics
Well, this is awkward. Only four and a half months after my most recent endeavor into the world of wheat, grain and other fruits of agrarian labor, I have returned. Missed me? Me neither. I don’t even have a valid excuse for missing these posts – I’ve just been one lazy son of a bitch-slapping…
Breadheads Against Venture Capitalists
(Cue music: AC/DC’s Highway to Hell) (Strained whisper) ‘You idiot, that’s the wrong song…how many times did we practice this…’ (Record scratch) (Cue music: AC/DC’s Back in Black) That’s right, ladies and gentlebreadheads, I’m back! After a month long hiatus spent in the torturous chambers of Work and Hell, I have returned with prodigious grandeur…
An afternoon dissertation on waffle nostalgia
Good afternoooooooooooooooooooooooooon, breadheads! It’s actually past midnight as I write this, but hey, maybe it’s afternoon for some of you. In any case it’s the thought that counts and it’s always afternoon in the eternal pseudo-sunset of my flighty heart and time is a relative conception anyway and e is equal to mc squared and…
OUR PROMISE
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“The need of the immaterial is the most deeply rooted of all needs. One must have bread; but before bread, one must have the ideal.”
Victor Hugo
“How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like Kleenex?”
Julia Child
“Bread is cool.”
Unknown
What’s the only thing better than one picture of bread?
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Spiritual Taco Tuesdays
Today is Taco Tuesday, so I ate tacos for breakfast. It’s actually Sunday, but hey, it’s Taco Tuesday in my heart. As I ate the tacos for breakfast on a Sunday morning, I felt particularly pessimistic about the fate of the world – not in the least because I was eating tacos for breakfast on…
What’s so lazy about dosas?
Today I ate a dosa, which is a thin pancake or crepe common in South India consisting of lentils and rice. My mother told me she made a dosa because she was too lazy to make Real Breakfast for us (whatever that is). I do not enjoy dosas much. Laziness is, I think, Public Enemy…
Bread, Bagels and Benedict Anderson
Today I ate a bagel and immediately began an existential foray into the intangible abstract world that has become the equivalent of some figurative gas station that my Fiat of a mind visits every few weeks when it is running out of philosophical-dread-fuel. Let’s talk about Afghanistan. Just kidding. I’m having a bad hair day…
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