Today I was eating a tomato-mozzarella sandwich, which was decorated with a pretty toothpick and a basil garnish. I feel like food nowadays is all about image – when I’m ordering bread from restaurants nowadays, be it disguised as a margherita pizza or a Subway footlong, I just look at the pictures, and the nihilist inside me thinks ‘OOOOOH, PRETTY!!’ I end up choosing the prettiest food, even if it doesn’t taste all that great. It’s the same reason I love having any sort of blue ice cream, even though it’s a universal fact that any ice cream that is blue is usually some artificial flavor that tastes like the chemically engineered perspiration of a newborn albino rhinoceros (or in other words, Red Bull).
Food is all about imagery – put a picture in the reader’s mind, and it sticks. My tomato-mozzarella sandwich did not taste great, but it sure looked good, and I took pictures of it, and that’s all I’m probably likely to remember.
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Or, as a minimalist would say, 1000 words.
Or, as a programmer would say, print ‘word’ *1000. I don’t know how to code, okay?
Hope that clears up any residual confusion you may have had about pictures. Anyway, mozzarella-tomato sandwiches taste okay, but boy do I have to admit they look great.
Oh well. C’est l’imagery.
Half-baked Bread Heads 